Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Honda Automobiles: The Filipino Cock's Car



I am an avid follower of Top Gear UK, I am likewise a reader of Top Gear Philippines Magazine and follow their Facebook page.

Top Gear UK is a highly opinionated show (owing to the unique way it is funded) and its presenters will not hesitate to say anything about a car and a car maker and the drivers who use these cars.* Over the years, the show has held that the brands BMW and Audi make great driver's cars, however, the ones who own and drive these cars in the UK are reckless and inconsiderate to other motorists. The show's presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, calls them Cock's cars, and that drivers of these cars are expected to tailgate and over-speed.

In the meantime, Honda in the UK has a reputation for being a sensible and safe brand largely driven by the elderly.

The image is totally different here in the Philippines. The roles for Honda and BMW and Audi are reversed. I have observed that the typical Honda driver is a college student or a yuppie. Many are young women. Many older models (and often brand new Hondas) are often tuned, lowered and bodykitted; some terrible ones come with loud exhausts and fake turbo whistles and booming sound systems.** There is a huge aftermarket industry for tuners and JDM enthusiasts. I often observe Hondas getting into street races, tailgating and over-speeding. I prefer to avoid them or to let them through if I happen to encounter one on the road.

Here are a few examples of tuned Hondas











BMW and Audi on the other hand, are often driven by drivers for their rich amo.

Don't agree with me that Honda's are Cock's cars? Just watch this.


A car company's image is often dictated by the kind of people who drive their cars.  Honda is no stranger to this since they don't allow their cars to be used as taxis, giving them a more premium image.  But what use is a premium image when you see the cars driven by indecent people?


Update: 6/13/14

A car fell into the Talayan Creek along Araneta Ave. yesterday, independence day (causing heavy traffic).  Guess what, it was a Honda, and driven by a college student.   Just look at this video.


Update 7/30/14
I bet it was the Honda driver's fault.  Picture courtesy of Top Gear Philippines.


Update: 10/02/14

And more embedded posts from TOP GEAR




Yesss, very classy.






Nice Parking, douchebag..







How long before she crashes it?


Gusto magpasikat...







They just keep coming.








The one who hit the pedestrian was identified as a black Honda with a special plate number ALF-888. To be fair, it was the pedestrian's fault.

Post by TOP GEAR PHILIPPINES.



Oh my, Honda Civic driver murders a traffic enforcer... Bad man.

I guess we should consider ourselves lucky that there are no Honda taxis.


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*Other examples include calling Citroens as cars that are only driven by people who do not know how to drive; Lexus are driven by Freemasons; the Chevrolet Camaro as driven by murderers; and Rover, Perodua, Proton as “rubbish”.

**This is known derogatorily as the “ricer” style.

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